Ferret Song lyrics

I can see a bare-bottomed mandril
Slyly eyeing his upper nostril
Ih he jumps inside there too
I really won`t know what to do
I`ll be a proud possessor of a kind of nasal zoo
A nasal zoo

I`ve got a ferret sticking up my nose
And what is worse it constantly explodes
Ferrest don`t explode you say
But it happened nine times yesterday
And I should know `cause each time
I was standing in the way

I`ve got a ferret sticking up my nose
I`ve got a ferret sticking up my nose
How it got there I can`t tell
But now it`s there it hurts like hell
And what is more it radically affects my sense of smell.
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