(Vocals by Oderus Urungus and Slymenstra Hymen)
Oftimes you`ll find me raving, sometimes you`ll find me sick
To wake me up this morning you hit me with a brick
Can I help it if I am rather thick?
Maybe we can chill you out by chopping off your dick!
Sister and brother, hate one another
You really are pathetic, and you call me a slut
Then you walk around all day with midgets up your butt!
At least the midgets like me, they like my disease
Well, maybe there`s hope for you, but first get on your knees
Hey, wait a minute!
I don`t want it to hurt
Then you will learn nothing man, so grovel in the dirt
Sister and brother, kill one another
Brother and sister, back off mister
I don`t know where to begin,
but I`ll try not to lie because lying is a sin
What do you know of sin?
I taught you about sin when the sun was dim
But what of my power?
What about it?
There`s no pussy in your tower
I could have any women that I want!
The fact that you rape them is nothing to flaunt
Oh...well uh you got me there,
but wait a minute
But what of my sword?
What of the comet?
And the roaring horde?
I`m getting bored
Maybe if you got off drugs,
you wouldn`t get ignored
Then you could achieve erection
You might even find that it helps with your inflection
Now I`m getting mad!
So what? I can still kick your ass!
All of you men, you talk a good game
You must plan it out cause you all sound the same
You huff and you puff, you
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