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<pre><font size='+2'>FOLKSONG GIG FROM HELL lyrics CLAYTON BOB</font><br>                    Folksong Gig from Hell<br />
                   or, We Only Do it for the Money<br />
                            (Bob Clayton)<br />
<br />
We were with a singer friend, driving north a few short miles,<br />
To see him do an opening act, and that just made us smile;<br />
With rising expectations, we were headed out of town,<br />
When right there in the high-speed lane the poor old van broke down.<br />
<br />
cho: It`s a long way to sing a folksong,<br />
     It`s a long way to go.<br />
     It`s a long way to sing a folksong,<br />
     Through the icy wind and snow.<br />
     Good-bye to ease and comfort<br />
     And hello toil and woe!<br />
     It`s a long, long way to sing a folksong<br />
     But you know that we`d all go.<br />
<br />
We got onto the shoulder of the lane divider there<br />
With rush-hour traffic on both sides in the chilly winter air.<br />
The van was rocking every time a truck came bruising past<br />
And I thought, `We`ve really done it now, this trip may be our last.`<br />
<br />
We fiddled with the wire and clamps and all that other stuff,<br />
But the engine never caught again, it didn`t have enough.<br />
It looked just like the coil had blown, although it was brand-new<br />
And we began to think for us the evening`s fun was through.<br />
<br />
So then we all got bundled up and gave up on the ride,<br />
Crossed three lanes of traffic and climbed a steep hillside;<br />
Found a phone at a station there, and called a tow-truck fast<br />
Then called the club where our friend`s first gig looked like to be<br />
   his last.<br />
<br />
Surprise, surprise! the club said, `Wait, we`ll send a car for you!<br />
We promised you a chance to sing, it`s the least that we can do.`<br />
So, to make a longish story short, we all got to the club<br />
Some sooner, and some later, and that`s, of course, the rub.<br />
<br />
You see, someone had to go and get our cars, way back in town<br />
And the two of us who did so can remember with a frown.<br />
We wasted time, spent money, never ate and ---here`s the thing<br />
Missed our friend`s guest set, and never got to hear him sing.<br />
<br />
Now we get down to the case, the nub, the camel`s straw.<br />
We didn`t miss the headline act, and that`s the final flaw.<br />
Amateur, uninteresting, and out-of-tune as well<br />
And we had to sit and listen in this folksong gig from Hell.<br />
<br />
tune: It`s a Long Way to Tipperary<br />
@music @folk @work<br />
filename[ FOLKHELL<br />
play.exe TIPRARY<br />
RG<br />
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Folksong Gig from Hell
or, We Only Do it for the Money
(Bob Clayton)

We were with a singer friend, driving north a few short miles,
To see him do an opening act, and that just made us smile;
With rising expectations, we were headed out of town,
When right there in the high-speed lane the poor old van broke down.

cho: It`s a long way to sing a folksong,
It`s a long way to go.
It`s a long way to sing a folksong,
Through the icy wind and snow.
Good-bye to ease and comfort
And hello toil and woe!
It`s a long, long way to sing a folksong
But you know that we`d all go.

We got onto the shoulder of the lane divider there
With rush-hour traffic on both sides in the chilly winter air.
The van was rocking every time a truck came bruising past
And I thought, `We`ve really done it now, this trip may be our last.`

We fiddled with the wire and clamps and all that other stuff,
But the engine never caught again, it didn`t have enough.
It looked just like the coil had blown, although it was brand-new
And we began to think for us the evening`s fun was through.

So then we all got bundled up and gave up on the ride,
Crossed three lanes of traffic and climbed a steep hillside;
Found a phone at a station there, and called a tow-truck fast
Then called the club where our friend`s first gig looked like to be
his last.

Surprise, surprise! the club said, `Wait, we`ll send a car for you!
We promised you a chance to sing, it`s the least that we can do.`
So, to make a longish story short, we all got to the club
Some sooner, and some later, and that`s, of course, the rub.

You see, someone had to go and get our cars, way back in town
And the two of us who did so can remember with a frown.
We wasted time, spent money, never ate and ---here`s the thing
Missed our friend`s guest set, and never got to hear him sing.

Now we get down to the case, the nub, the camel`s straw.
We didn`t miss the headline act, and that`s the final flaw.
Amateur, uninteresting, and out-of-tune as well
And we had to sit and listen in this folksong gig from Hell.

tune: It`s a Long Way to Tipperary
@music @folk @work
filename[ FOLKHELL
play.exe TIPRARY
RG
===DOCUMENT BOUNDARY

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