I saw Mrs. Parker at the store today,
she was buyin` some food
I walked up to her and I said `Hey!`
`When`s the baby due?`
She said `Baby?`
`I`m not having a baby,`
`what you talkin` about?`
I said `Sorry... Mrs. Parker`
I put my foot in my mouth
(chorus)
I got my foot in my mouth,
guess I should watch what I say,
I got my foot in my mouth,
it`s prob`ly better that way
I took my brother to the mall last Christmas,
to see Santa and his sleigh,
I said `Aren`t you glad that you`re old enough,`
`to know that Santa is fake?`
He said `Fake? Santa`s not fake!`
`What you talkin about?`
I said `No, I didn`t tell ya Santa was fake!`
`I said...Santa`s great...`
I put my foot in my mouth
(chorus)
`here`s the last verse`
I was braggin` to a friend of mine
how I ran over this cat,
I said `His name was fluffy, cause I read the tag...`
`right after I squashed him flat`
She said `Fluffy? My cat`s name is Fluffy! He was my best friend.`
I said `No, I didn`t say his name was Fluffy!`
`I said his name was... Twinkles`
here I go again...
(chorus x2)
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