Four Jews In A Room Bitching lyrics

Four Jews In A Room Bitching lyrics

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Send "Four Jews In A Room Bitching" Ringtone to your Cell FOUR MEN--MARVIN, MENDEL, JASON, and WHIZZER--enter in darkness. Each carries a flashlight and wears sunglasses. WHIZZER carries a toy bed.) FOUR MEN: Four Jews in a room bitching. Four Jews in a room plot a crime. I`m bitching. He`s bitching. They`re bitching. We`re bitching. Bitch bitch bitch bitch Funny funny funny funny (They point their flashlights at the bed and slowly kneel.) Bitch--bitch-- Bitch bitch bitch bitch All--the-- Time... (TRINA enters.) MENDEL: Whadda they do for love? OTHER MEN: Ooooh. (MENDEL shines his flashlight at TRINA`s chest.) MENDEL: Whadda they do for love? OTHER MEN: Ooooh. ALL: Four jews in a room MENDEL: Bitching JASON: Bitching MARVIN: Bitching WHIZZER: Bitching FOUR MEN: Four Jews in a room stoop-- MENDEL: They stoop-- FOUR MEN: --to pray. JASON (through door): I`m Jewish. MARVIN (through door): I`m Jewish. MENDEL: I`m Jewish. WHIZZER (through door): Half Jewish. FOUR MEN: Bitch bitch bitch bitch Funny funny funny funny Bitch--bitch Bitch bitch bitch bitch Night and day. (The MEN run offstage. TRINA drags in a huge wooden representation of the Red Sea.) TRINA: Slavery. Slavery. FOUR MEN (returning in biblical robes): We crossed the desert Running for our lives Fleeing from the Pharoah Who was up to no good. Now we`re at the Red Sea Pharoah is behind us Wanting us extincted. JASON: What we need`s a miracle! ALL: And then the Red Sea Split before us-- (The Red Sea splits and flies offstage.) No more tsouris. MENDEL: We got our miracle! JASON (echoing): We got our miracle! MARVIN (another echo): We got our miracle! ALL: Four Jews itching for answers Four Jews bitching their whole life long. WHIZZER: I`m Whizzer. JASON: I`m Jason. MENDEL: I`m Mendel. MARVIN: I`m Marvin. FOUR MEN: Bitch bitch bitch bitch Funny funny funny funny Bitch--bitch-- Bitch bitch bitch bitch Right or wrong. JASON: In case of smoke please call our mothers on the phone And say their sons are all on fire MARVIN AND WHIZZER: We are manipulating people and we need to know Our worst sides aren`t ignored. MENDEL (opens door and enters, arm gallantly in air): The guilt invested will, in time, pay wisely. WHIZZER AND JASON: We do not tippy-toe. WHIZZER: We charge ahead to show-- MENDEL: We`re good in bed. (WHIZZER puts his hand on MENDEL`s shoulder.) WHIZZER: Excel in bed. (MARVIN puts his hand on WHIZZER`s shoulder.) MARVIN: We smell in bed. (WHIZZER puts his hand on MARVIN`s. JASON picks up the bed and hides it behind his back.) JASON: Where is the bed? MENDEL: I love the bed. JASON: Who has the bed? WHIZZER: I want the bed. (MENDEL takes the bed from JASON.) JASON: Who stole the bed? MARVIN: Who stole the bed? WHIZZER: I lost it twice. (MENDEL puts the bed on the floor. ALL go to floor, toward bed.) MENDEL: The bed is mine. WHIZZER: The bed is nice. FOUR MEN: The bed is-- Four Jews in a room bitching (wheee!) Four Jews talking like Jew-ish men I`m neurotic, he`s neurotic, They`re neurotic, we`re neurotic. Bitch bitch bitch bitch Funny funny funny funny. MARVIN: I`m nauseous. WHIZZER: I`m nauseous. JASON: I`m simple. MENDEL: I`m Jewish. TRINA (vacuuming): Slavery. Slavery. FOUR MEN (at TRINA): Bitch bitch bitch bitch Funny funny funny funny. (All at once:) Send " Four Jews In A Room Bitching" Ringtone to your Cell Four Jews In A Room Bitching lyrics @ Burbler Lyrics | Four Jews In A Room Bitching lyrics @ ELyrics | Four Jews In A Room Bitching lyrics @ Kovideo | Lyrics and Video @ MusicBabylon | Four Jews In A Room Bitching lyrics @ Songlyrics | Four Jews In A Room Bitching lyrics @ ELyricsWorld

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