Friggin In The Riggin lyrics

It was on the good ship Venus
By Christ ya shoulda seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast a mammoth penis

The captain of this rugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasn`t fit to shovel shit
From one place to another

Chorus:
Friggin` in the riggin`
Friggin` in the riggin`
Friggin` in the riggin`
Coz there`s fuck all else to do

The first mate`s name was Morgan
By Christ he was a gorgon
Ten times a day he`d stop and play
With his fuckin` organ

The first mate`s name was Cooper
By Christ he was a trooper
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor

Chorus

The second mate was Andy
By Christ he was a dandy
Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock
For cumming in the brandy

The cabin boy was Flipper
He was a fuckin` nipper
He stuffed his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper

Chorus

The Captain`s wife was Mabel
To fuck she was not able
So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits
Across the barroom table

The Captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
And by her squeals we knew the eels
Had found `er sexual quarters

Repeat Chorus to Fade