There was a bunch of roadies
And this here is their story
A scurvy bunch of evil twits
Who never say they`re sorry
They`ve traveled cross the nations
Fuckin` paid vacations
We love the schism that they make
They`re here for the duration
Friggin` in the riggin`
Friggin` in the riggin`
Friggin` in the riggin`
There was fuck all else to do
The captains name is Rick
Whose "Bozo-do" is slick
He really thinks he knows it all
He`s just a Jersey hick
Wanking, cranking, Georgie
He always finds an orgy
He rubs his balls and picks his nose
He`s horny Georgie porgie
Friggin` in the riggin`
Friggin` in the riggin`
Friggin` in the riggin`
There was fuck all else to do
The kind of sleaze is Ring
Polaroid`s his thing
He whipped it out, her teeth fell out
And now it`s in a sling
From LA we have Troy
His fetish is Playboy
A smelly trout, he`ll eat it out
Go wash your hands you`re M.O.I.
Friggin` in the riggin`
Friggin` in the riggin`
Friggin` in the riggin`
There was fuck all else to do
John Tempesta is The Joker
The Adams apple choker
Sandra Bernhard is his twin
He`d probably even poke her
The B-boy was John Rooney
He was a fuckin` loony
He does a rap, he thinks he`s black
He`s soft like Gerry Cooney
Friggin` in the riggin`
Friggin` in the riggin`
Friggin` in the riggin`
There was fuck all else to do
Yo my name is Bill
Dur, bouncing is my skill, duh,
Smoke ten packs and use my plaque
Duh, with my breath I`ll kill
Thursby is the lard ass
The monitors are his task
The sound they made when the band played
Was like Ed Trunk with bad gas
Friggin` in the riggin`
Friggin` in the riggin`
Friggin` in the riggin`
There was fuck all else to do
The photobug is Ambo
He`ll fill up any hairy hole
We`ll blindfold you with dental floss
You burnt out fuckin` bimbo
The bottom line is Z
Oh please don`t sit on me
Go wipe your hemorrhoid ridden butt
You 1960`s hippie!
Friggin` in the riggin`
Friggin` in the riggin`
Friggin` in the riggin`
There was fuck all else to do
This here was the story
About our fuckin` roadies
A scurvy bunch of evil twits
Who never say they`re sorry
They`ve traveled cross the nations
Fuckin` paid vacations
We love the schism that they make
They`re here for the duration
Friggin` in the riggin`
Friggin` in the riggin`
Friggin` in the riggin`
There was fuck all else to do
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