Fruity Dude lyrics

She was a boy
He was a girl
Can I make it anymore obvious?

She was a jock
And he did ballet
What more can I say?

He wanted her
She`d never tell
But secretly she`d rather go to Hell

But all of his friends
Stuck up their nose
They had a problem with her boyish clothes..

He was a fruity dude
She said seeya later dude
He wasn`t strong enough for her
She had a manly face
But her head was up in space
With all of the little green aliens..

Five years from now
She sits at home
Shaving her mustache
She`s all alone
She turns on T.V.
Guess who she sees?
Fruity dude dissed her on MTV

She calls up her friends
They already know
But they can`t stop thinking `bout her B.O.

She soon finds out
He`s got his own show
And he isn`t fruity anymore..

He was a fruity dude
She said seeya later dude
He wasnt strong enough for her
Now he calls her a hoe
On his own T.V. show
Oh why did she ever turn him down?

He was a fruity dude
She said seeya later dude
He wasnt strong enough for her
Now he calls her a hoe
On his own T.V. show
Oh why did she ever turn him down?

Sorry girl but you screwed up
Well tough luck that boy`s mine now
He is no longer a fruit
He says he`s straight and acts it too
Too bad that you couldnt see
See the man that fruit can be
There is more than meets the eye
I see the man he is inside

He`s now a boy
And I am a girl
Can I make it anymore obvious
We`re going out
Haven`t you heard?
That we`ll someday rule the world..

He was a fruity dude
I said seeya later dud