Funny Honey lyrics

[ROXIE]

Sometime`s I`m right

Sometime`s I`m wrong

But he doesn`t care

He`ll String along

He loves me so

That funny honey of mine



Sometime`s I`m down

Sometime`s I`m up

But he follows `round

Like some droopy-eyed pup

He love me so

That sunny honey of mine



He ain`t no sheik

That`s no great physique

Lord knows, he ain`t got the smarts



Oh, but look at that soul

I tell you, the whole

Is a whole lot greater than

The sum of his parts



And if you knew him like me

I know you`d agree

What if the world

Slandered my name?

Why, he`d be right there

Taking the blame



He loves me so

And it all suits me fine

That funny, sunny, honey

Hubby of mine



[AMOS (Spoken)]

A man`s got a right to protect his home

and his loved ones, right?



[FOGARTY (Spoken)]

Of course, he has.



[AMOS (Spoken)]

Well, I came in from the garage, Officer, and I

see him coming through the window. With my

wife Roxanne there, sleepin`...like an angel...



[ROXIE]

He loves me so

That funny honey of mine



[AMOS (Spoken)]

...an angel!



[AMOS (Spoken)]

I mean supposin`, just supposin`, he had violated

her or somethin`...you know what I mean...

viloated?



[FOGARTY (Spoken)]

I know what you mean...



[AMOS (Spoken)]

...or somethin`. Think how terrible that would have been.

It`s a good thing I came home from work on time, I`m tellin` ya that! I say I`m tellin` ya that!



[ROXIE]

He loves me so

That funny honey of mine



[FOGARTY (Spoken)]

Name of deceased... Fred Casely.



[AMOS (Spoken)]

Fred Casely. How could he be a burglar?

My wife knows him! He sold us our furniture!



[ROXIE]

Lord knows he ain`t got the smarts



[AMOS (Spoken)]

She lied to me. She told me he was a burglar!



[FOGARTY (Spoken)]

You mean he was dead when you got home?



[AMOS (Spoken)]

She had him covered with a sheet and she`s givin`

me that cock and bull story abou this burglar, and

I ought to say that I did it `cause I was sure to get off.

Burglar, huh!



[ROXIE]

Now, he shot off his trap



I can`t stand that sap



Look at him go

Rattin` on me

With just one more brain

What a half-wit he`d be



If they string me up

I`ll know who

Brought the twine



[AMOS (Spoken)]

And I believed her!

That cheap little tramp. So, she

Was two-timing me, huh?

Well, then, she can just

Swing for all I care.

Boy, I`m down at the garage,

Working my butt off fourteen

Hours a day and she`s up mucnhin`

on god-damn bon bons and jazzing.

This time she pushed me too far.

That little chiseler.

Boy, what I sap I was!



That scummy, crummy

Dummy hubby of mine!
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