Funny Papers lyrics

dont`t laugh the paper said
cause soon he`ll be dead
the paper said today
the band would in fact play
after cancelling their show
doctors had discovered
deep down inside the drummer
a somewhat large malignant growth
it was testicular cancer
the paper had all the answers
they really seemed to have a ball
cause cancer`s funny after all
the paper said today
they diagnosed too late
the prognosis seemed mighty slim
but don`t you think it`s funny
cause it`s his balls and not his tummy
our prayers are with him
the paper said today
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