Future Ex Girlfriend lyrics

Saw you on the street

we had to meet

I thought I would greet you

In just one week I would delete you



People say the stupidest things

On their first date like

"What`s your real name?"

They reveal their ignorance

but you adore them

So you just ignore them

Then came you raising the bar

Oh, you, you won`t be undone

I looked into your eyes

And much to my surprise

I saw there was nothing in there

`Cuase there`s nothing

between your ears but air!



There goes my future ex girlfriend

She`s as sweet as a rose

Yes, she is

She has such beautiful lips

Now, if only they were closed



I love how you adore me

Oh, but honey how you bore me

Your life`s such a wreck

I`ve lost all respect

I don`t mean to surprise you

It took me just one week to despise you!



And I don`t care that you`re a model

`Cause let me say it`s clear to tell

that your brain is shot to hell

And no one cares that you love Keanu

Oh, what`s the difference anyway

Everybody knows that he`s gay

Okay, I really don`t know that

But let`s face it

He`s too hot to be straight!



There goes my future ex girlfriend

That girl`s such a prize

Yes, she is

She`ll be the Queen of the world

for a day or two in my eyes



Perhaps I`ll wear a suit

When I give you the boot

Oh, I hate to seem so superficial

I just think i`ll look more official!
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