Billy B Bad lyrics

(Bobby Braddock)

Down in Texas near the DFW
Among the shrubs and patios and barbecues
Was born a suburban boy named Billy B Bad
Had a white bread momma and a rock and roll dad
Didn`t have much soul or country roots
But he sure looked cute in his cowboy suit

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He can spot a trend and he knows a pad
He`s a country singer named Billy B Bad.

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He sounds like everybody on the radio
He`s building up his biceps for the video
The people at the label said we like to start `em young
We know you`re twenty three but we`ll say you`re twenty one
They played him some Strait they played him some Jones
Now he`s got that country music way down in his bones.

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B-B-B-B-Billy, Billy B Bad B-B-B-B-Billy, Billy B Bad
Watch out for your daughters he`s gonna drive `em mad
The country sex symbol called Billy B Bad.

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Now poor ol` Billy`s at the end of the line
He`s over the hill cause he`s pushing twenty nine
He`s not as young and he`s not as handsome
He just tested positive for brandson
He`ll never be that hot again
Look for his music in the oldies bin

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What a great career he had
Say goodbye to Billy B Bad...