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<pre><font size='+2'>GARNETTS HOMEMADE BEER lyrics ROGERS STAN</font><br>                 GARNETT`S HOMEMADE BEER<br />
<br />
1. Oh the year was nineteen seventy-eight,<br />
   (How I wish I`d never tried it now,)<br />
   When a score of men were turned quite green<br />
   By the scummiest ale you`ve ever seen<br />
<br />
Chorus:<br />
   God damn them all,<br />
   I was told this beer was worth its weight in gold<br />
   We`d feel no pain, shed no tears,<br />
   But it`s a foolish man who shows no fear<br />
   At a glass of Garnett`s homemade beer.<br />
<br />
2. Now Garnett Rogers cried the town<br />
   (how I wish I`d never tried it now,)<br />
   For 20 brave men all masochists who<br />
   Would taste for him his homemade brew.<br />
<br />
3. This motley crew were a sickening sight<br />
   (how I wish I`d never tried it now,)<br />
   There was caveman Dave with his eyes in bags<br />
   He`d a hard-boiled liver and the staggers and jags.<br />
<br />
4. We hadn`t been there but an hour or two<br />
   (how I wish I`d never tried it now,)<br />
   When a voice said `Give me some homemade brew`<br />
   As steeleyed Stan hove into view.<br />
<br />
5. Now steeleyed Stand was a frightening man<br />
   (how I wish I`d never tried it now,)<br />
   He was eight foot tall and four foot wide<br />
   Said `pass that jug or I`ll tan your hide.<br />
<br />
6. Stan took one sip and pitched on his side<br />
   (how I wish I`d never tried it now,)<br />
   Garnett was smashed with a cupful of drugs<br />
   And his breath set fire to both me legs.<br />
<br />
7. Now here I am with my 23rd beer<br />
   (how I wish I`d never tried it now,)<br />
   It`s six long years since I felt this way<br />
   On the night before my wedding day.<br />
<br />
@parody @drink<br />
see also  BARTPRIV<br />
filename[ GARNTBR<br />
play.exe BARTPRIV<br />
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GARNETT`S HOMEMADE BEER

1. Oh the year was nineteen seventy-eight,
(How I wish I`d never tried it now,)
When a score of men were turned quite green
By the scummiest ale you`ve ever seen

Chorus:
God damn them all,
I was told this beer was worth its weight in gold
We`d feel no pain, shed no tears,
But it`s a foolish man who shows no fear
At a glass of Garnett`s homemade beer.

2. Now Garnett Rogers cried the town
(how I wish I`d never tried it now,)
For 20 brave men all masochists who
Would taste for him his homemade brew.

3. This motley crew were a sickening sight
(how I wish I`d never tried it now,)
There was caveman Dave with his eyes in bags
He`d a hard-boiled liver and the staggers and jags.

4. We hadn`t been there but an hour or two
(how I wish I`d never tried it now,)
When a voice said `Give me some homemade brew`
As steeleyed Stan hove into view.

5. Now steeleyed Stand was a frightening man
(how I wish I`d never tried it now,)
He was eight foot tall and four foot wide
Said `pass that jug or I`ll tan your hide.

6. Stan took one sip and pitched on his side
(how I wish I`d never tried it now,)
Garnett was smashed with a cupful of drugs
And his breath set fire to both me legs.

7. Now here I am with my 23rd beer
(how I wish I`d never tried it now,)
It`s six long years since I felt this way
On the night before my wedding day.

@parody @drink
see also BARTPRIV
filename[ GARNTBR
play.exe BARTPRIV
DC
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