Garnetts Homemade Beer lyrics

GARNETT`S HOMEMADE BEER

1. Oh the year was nineteen seventy-eight,
(How I wish I`d never tried it now,)
When a score of men were turned quite green
By the scummiest ale you`ve ever seen

Chorus:
God damn them all,
I was told this beer was worth its weight in gold
We`d feel no pain, shed no tears,
But it`s a foolish man who shows no fear
At a glass of Garnett`s homemade beer.

2. Now Garnett Rogers cried the town
(how I wish I`d never tried it now,)
For 20 brave men all masochists who
Would taste for him his homemade brew.

3. This motley crew were a sickening sight
(how I wish I`d never tried it now,)
There was caveman Dave with his eyes in bags
He`d a hard-boiled liver and the staggers and jags.

4. We hadn`t been there but an hour or two
(how I wish I`d never tried it now,)
When a voice said `Give me some homemade brew`
As steeleyed Stan hove into view.

5. Now steeleyed Stand was a frightening man
(how I wish I`d never tried it now,)
He was eight foot tall and four foot wide
Said `pass that jug or I`ll tan your hide.

6. Stan took one sip and pitched on his side
(how I wish I`d never tried it now,)
Garnett was smashed with a cupful of drugs
And his breath set fire to both me legs.

7. Now here I am with my 23rd beer
(how I wish I`d never tried it now,)
It`s six long years since I felt this way
On the night before my wedding day.

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