Gaston lyrics

Gaston:
Who does she think she is? That girl has tangled with the wrong man! No one says `no` to Gaston!
LeFou:
Heh heh. Darn right.
Gaston:
Dismissed! Rejected! Publicly Humiliated! Why, it`s more than I can bear.
LeFou:
More beer?
Gaston:
What for? Nothing helps. I`m disgraced.
LeFou:
Who, you? Never! Gaston, you`ve got to pull yourself together.



LeFou:
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here`d love to be you, Gaston
Even when taking your lumps
There`s no man in town as admired as you
You`re ev`ryone`s favorite guy
Ev`ryone`s awed and inspired by you
And it`s not very hard to see why
No one`s slick as Gaston
No one`s quick as Gaston
No one`s neck`s as incredibly thick as Gaston`s
For there`s no man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon!
You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley
And they`ll tell you whose team they prefer to be on


LeFou and Chorus:
No one`s been like Gaston
A king pin like Gaston

LeFou:
No one`s got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston

Gaston:
As a specimen, yes, I`m intimidating!

LeFou and Chorus:
My what a guy, that Gaston!
Give five `hurrahs!`
Give twelve `hip-hips!`


LeFou:
Gaston is the best
And the rest is all drips

Chorus:
No one fights like Gaston
Douses lights like Gaston

Beerdrinker 1:
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston!

Bimbettes:
For there`s no one as burly and brawny

Gaston:
As you see I`ve got biceps to spare

LeFou:
Not a bit of him`s scraggly or scrawny

Gaston:
That`s right!
And ev`ry last inch of me`s covered with hair

Cronies:
No one hits like Gaston

Townsman:
Matches wits like Gaston

LeFou:
In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston

Gaston:
I`m especially good at expectorating!
Ptoooie!

Cronies:
Ten points for Gaston!
Gaston:
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Ev`ry morning to help me get large
And now that I`m grown I eat five dozen eggs
So I`m roughly the size of a barge!

Cronies:
No one shoots like Gaston
Makes those beauts like Gaston

LeFou:
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston

Gaston:
I use antlers in all of my decorating!

Cronies:
Say it again
Who`s a man among men?
And then say it once more
Who`s the hero next door?
Who`s a super success?
Don`t you know? Can`t you guess?
Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
There`s just one guy in town who`s got all of it down

LeFou:
And his name`s G-A-S...T -
G-A-S-T - E -
G-A-S-T-O - oh!
Cronies:
Gaston