Crazy old Maurice, hmmm?
Crazy old Maurice...
LeFou, I`m afraid I`ve been thinking
LEFOU
A dangerous pastime
GASTON
I know.
But that whacky old coot is Belle`s father
And his sanity`s only `so-so`
Now the wheels in my head have been turning
Since I looked at that loony, old man
See, I`ve promised myself I`d be married to Belle
And right now I`m evolving a plan
GASTON
If I . . . (whisper)
LEFOU
Yes?
GASTON
Then we . . . (whisper)
LEFOU
No! Would she . . .
GASTON
(whisper) Guess!
LEFOU
Now I get it!
BOTH
Let`s go! No one plots like Gaston
GASTON
Takes cheap shots like Gaston
LEFOU
Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston
GASTON
Yes, I`m endlessly, wildly resourceful
LEFOU
As down to the depths you descend
GASTON
I won`t even be mildly remorseful
BOTH
Just as long as I (you) get what I (you) want in the end