Gaston [reprise] lyrics

Gaston [Reprise]

Gaston: Richard White
Lefou: Jesse Corti

MAURICE: Help! Someone help me!
INNKEEPER : Maurice?
MAURICE: Please! Please! I need your help!
He`s got her, he`s got her locked in the dungeon
LEFOU: Who?
MAURICE: Belle! We must go! Not a minute to lose!
GASTON: Whoa! Slow down Maurice! Who`s got Belle locked in
a dungeon?
MAURICE: A Beast! A horrible, monstrous Beast!
BEERDRINKERS:
BEERDRINKER ONE: Is it a big Beast?
MAURICE: Huge!
BEERDRINKER TWO: With a long, ugly snout?
MAURICE: Hideously ugly!
BEERDRINKER THREE: And sharp, cruel fangs?
MAURICE: Yes, yes! Will you help me?
GASTON: All right, old man. We`ll help you out.
MAURICE: You will? Oh, thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
[Maurice is expelled]
INKEEPER: Crazy old Maurice!
BEERDRINKER ONE: He`s always good for a laugh.
GASTON: Crazy old Maurice. Hmmmmm. Crazy old Maurice. Hmm.

GASTON
Lefou, I`m afraid I`ve been thinking.

LEFOU
A dangerous pastime,

GASTON
I know.
But that wacky old coot is Belle`s father,
and his sanity`s only `so-so`.
Now the wheels in my head have been turning,
since I looked at that loony old man.
See, I promised myself I`d be married to Belle,
and right now I`m evolving a plan!

(to Lefou) LEFOU
If I .... (whisper) ...
Yes!
Then we`d ... (whisper) ...
No! Would she?
... (whisper) ... Guess!
Now I get it!

BOTH
Let`s go!
No one plots like Gaston,
Takes cheap shots like Gaston,
Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston.

CHORUS
So his marriage we soon will be celebrating!
My, what a guy!
Gaston!
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