It`s like bottle smashin`, people crashin`
Unnecessary drunken feuds it`s fashion,
Clean up that spilt drink or you aint crashin`
My bed`s out of bounds so strictly no lashin`
Wheres my debit card nobody move,
You aint getting out of this room until I prove that you didnt take it,
And I missed placed it,
Now get out of my chair I wanna check face-pic,
All these feisty chicks I gotta face it,
Even on a Friday evening when I`m wasted,
You see this life, well, you`re never gonna taste it,
I don`t associate with waste kids.
[Chorus]
There`s a gatherin` where`s it at? My yard
Who`s reachin, who`s gettin` messed up,
There`s a gatherin` where`s it at? My yard
Who`s reachin, who`s gettin` messed up,
There`s a gatherin` where`s it at? My yard
Who`s reachin, who`s gettin` messed up,
There`s a gatherin` where`s it at? My yard
Who`s reachin, who`s gettin` fucked up,
Now who`s in my yard I`ve lost count,
There`s ten downstairs,
There`s four on the couch,
There`s five runnin` about,
Someone better bounce,
Before it`s `ding ding` and your lights are out
Or you get left out like the ginge from girls aloud,
Someone`s vomiting, gimme the sponge and towel,
Allow it, I ain`t cleanin` up her sick,
Why have another sip if you can`t handle it,
Lightweights, I really can`t stand them,
Stay awake before I do something random,
Permanent markers on their face I`ll brand them,
Now welcome to the midget`s mansion
[Chorus]
There`s a gatherin` where`s it at? My yard
Who`s reachin, who`s gettin` messed up,
There`s a gatherin` where`s it at? My yard
Who`s reachin, who`s gettin` messed up,
There`s a gatherin` where`s it at? My yard
Who`s reachin, who`s gettin` messed up,
There`s a gatherin` where`s it at? My yard
Who`s reachin, who`s gettin` fucked up,
Who`s reachin`, who`s getting` what what,
Who`s reachin`, who`s getting` what what,
Who`s reachin`, who`s getting` what what,
Who`s reachin`, who`s getting` woaaaaoo,
Who`s reachin`, who`s getting` what what,
Who`s reachin`, who`s getting` what what,
Who`s reachin`, who`s getting` what what what what what...
So that`s me drunk as a skunk,
Shouting like some off-key punk,
Someone got scared and went to the shop and got my junk food,
I wasn`t trying to be rude I was in the gatheration spirit in it,
My brethren`s dippin` her fries in Guinness in it,
I gave her one look and I said been it in it,
She said she would be back in a minute is it?
Come back next Friday...
[Chorus]
There`s a gatherin` where`s it at? My yard
Who`s reachin, who`s gettin` messed up,
There`s a gatherin` where`s it at? My yard
Who`s reachin, who`s gettin` messed up,
There`s a gatherin` where`s it at? My yard
Who`s reachin, who`s gettin` messed up,
There`s a gatherin` where`s it at? My yard
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