We`ll book this tour and it`ll be oh so good
But we`re gonna steal your guarantee
oh steer clear
we`re on a wicked path
we`ve got plans
Wicked Plans
And it`s the least we can do
because we gotta get ours somehow
It would be too easy making 10% off the tours we book for you
So we figure we`ll take as much as we can because it`s not up to you
The music the bands provide brings the kids to the shows
but you know we just don`t care
Because there are a lot of other bands we can use
if you don`t want this tour
and the point is
even though everyone knows we treat the bands like shit
Nobody has the guts to speak out
Because they`re afraid that they won`t get
the tours at the end of the day
You fucking kids have gotta learn the golden rules:
1. You gotta Use who you can on your way to the middle
2. You only give a favor for a favor in return
3. You get burned when you turn the other cheek
P.S. We don`t believe you kids are so naive
to think that things could change
Because nothing ever changes in the real world
and we`re gonna drive that message home
because money fills the gas tank in your van