Get You Mad lyrics

f/ Eminem



Yo.. yo!(* Eminem hachs up spit *)

Mic check.. (My dick!)

Testing.. one, two(* Eminem hach-spits on mic *)

Ffff-fuck.. (My dick!)My nuts..



My attitude is worse than NWA`s was

I`ll battle you over stupid shit and diss people

who ain`t have shit to do with it, like Cool J does (My tattoo!)

You see me standin outside of your buildin; screamin,

"Puffy is good, (HEY!) but Slim Shady is for the children!" (WAIT!)

I look at my life in a new light -- fuck it

Give me two mics; I write songs for me -- fuck what you like

You`re probably hear me rap half-hearted; cause I don`t like rap anyway

I`m just tryin to get my porno career started

Every place and event.. +Been There, Done That+

Shit, Dre stuck me in a suitcase when he went

(* zipper sound *)"Come on, let`s go!"

Want a deal?Study these 5 chapters

Lesson One: Throw demos as hard as you can at signed rappers

Lesson Two: Face em and diss em (whattup dog?)

Don`t give em a demo; kidnap em (I want you to come with me)

and make em come to your basement and listen

(you`re gonna fuckin check this out)

Lesson Three: Get a job at a label; switch demos with Canibus

and put yours on the owner`s table (here listen!)

Lesson Four: `Know you heard this before`

"Hey let me get your number; I`ll call you tomorrow, for sure!"

Don`t act like a fan -- you wanna get signed?

Get the whitest A&R you can find

Pull him aside and rap as wack as you can

Lesson Five: Get a hook-up at Jive

Dress up like I.C.P. and have them come see you perform live

And that`s the key, but when you see me on the street; I ain`t

givin you shit bitch - don`t even bother askin me (get away from me)

Toilet water splashes me right in the ass when I`m spittin

cause I`m always shittin when I`m rappin like Master P (UNNNGGGGH!)

Got a blowjob from Paula Jones, and stuffed it so far in her mouth

my balls broke both of her collarbones (OWW!)

Told Mya this shit was all about me-ah ("It`s all about me..")

Gave Alyssa Milano syphillis, mono and gonorrhea ("You`re a dick!")

And all three of my main girls said SEE-YA

Cause Brandy and Monica walked in and caught me fuckin Aaliyah

(What?Oh my God!)I splish splash while I`m takin a bath

Grab a handful of pills, break em in half, take em and laugh

White trash -- fuckin your wife in the ass ("Oh!Ooh Shady!Oooh!")

While you`re out siphoning gas for your lawnmower to cut the grass



So if I hurt your self-esteem

and you get dissed too bad [Yo why you diss me?]

You know I just be sayin that to get you mad

And when I rap about a buncha shit you wished you had [A big dick!]

You know I just be sayin that to get you mad

"I can`t listen to that song, that shit`s too sad!"

You know I just be sayin that to get you mad

"He`ll never make it, his wrist is slit too bad!" [Nurse! Nurse!]

You know I just be sayin that to get you mad



What a wonderful day; I should go outside and play

Ain`t no need to sit inside the house and hibernate

Hi Renee! (Oh hi!) I was just about to toss a live grenade

in your driveway (WHAT?) and drive away (* car peels out *)

Are you afraid of a blade made of a razor with AIDS

Blood drippin from it, rippin your stomach like a paper mache

You talk a lotta shit, but you was never ill though

I`m sick enough to beat you to death with a feather pillow

Tipped over some cows, just for a joke and a laugh (MOOOOO!)

Jumped up, choked a giraffe, snapped his neck and broke it in half

Wagin wars, went on stage and sprayed Cage with +Agent Orange+

And wiped my ass with his page in Source (Here!)

The demon is here, steamin this year

I rip [*Mystikal`s*] voicebox out, scream in his ear (AHHHHHH!)

It`s not a gimmick bitch, it`s an image I live it

Give a fuck?I don`t know what a fuck is to give it

"Yeah I don`t think this guy is well.."I`m high as hell

I`ll beat you with a live cat when I`m swinging him by his tail



[* impersonating Method Man *]

I`ll fuckin, I`ll fuckin

Lay your nuts on the dresser

Just your nutsack by itself

And bang them shits with a spiked bat

Cut your neck off and sew your head right back

And leave you like that



You just triggered the prick who just mixed liquor

Who`s itchin to leave you disfigured and stiffer than Chris-topher

Reeves, I was teething with strep throat

while your mother was breastfeeding

And gave her the flesh-eating disease

I`m iller than takin a hammer and beatin your knees

and walkin through South Central L.A., bleedin in jeans

(Am I a Blood or a Crip?)Wakin up the next day in breathin machines

Flashin back to being shot and repeatin the scenes

on how you just got smoked, and if you do live

You`ll be too scared to tell it, like a Biggie and `Pac joke



So if I hurt your self-esteem and you get dissed too bad

You know I just be sayin that to get you mad

And when I rap about a fat bitch that you wished you had

You know I just be sayin that to get you mad

"I can`t listen to that song, that shit`s too sad"

You know I just be sayin that to get you mad

"He`ll never make it, his wrist is slit too bad"

You know I just be sayin that to get you mad



I know that makes you real mad, don`t it?(uh-huh)

That`s right, Slim Shady(yup)Sway & Tech

Sprayin wreck(bitch)

And we don`t give a heck(uh-uh)

or a damn.. or a fuck.. or a shit

So suck my motherfuckin dick
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