Getting Fatter All The Time lyrics

I`m getting fatter all the time.
I used to be size 32 and I never gave.
My jeans used to fit, I looked cool.
Now I`m not the same.
Put on a few pounds, my shape`s getting round.
And lately I can`t see my shoes.

I hate to admit, but I`m getting fatter, fatter,
A little fatter all the time.
I can`t lose no weight.
Yes, I admit I`m getting fatter, fatter, I`m getting fatter.

I love to dine. That meat`s pretty cruel to my waistline.
I`m driving a steak through my heart
Eating things that I love.
Man, I was lean but I dug french cuisine.
Now I`m big as the Michelin Man.

I admit I`m getting fatter, fatter,
I`m getting fatter all the time.
I can`t skip desert. Now, I don`t dare get on a ladder.
Fatter, I`m getting fatter.

It ain`t no crime getting so much fatter all the time.
I`m getting fatter all the time.
Fatter, fatter, fatter.

I`m getting fatter all the time.
Fatter, fatter, fatter.
Getting so much fatter all the time