Glad Im Not God lyrics

I was about to lose my girlfriend
Had to make a clever move
Entered into a meditation
Inhaled all the incense fumes

But when I got all stoned and kinky
Chanting mantras about love
They made me sign away my property
Now its owned by heaven above

Guru Guru
Don`t you tell all you`re god`s anchor
Guru Guru
You`d sink the boat, you`re such a wanker

He wants to come inside your temple
Spill his seeds of ecstasy
He wants to penetrate your aura
The horny man of mystery

He`s gonna pluck your lotus flower
Be at one with your cosmic love
And make you dance the kamasutra
Using his super yogi stuff

Guru Guru
Don`t you tell all you`re god`s anchor
Guru Guru
You`d sink the boat, you`re such a wanker