Gonna Buy Me A Dog lyrics

Now? You know my girl...now? You know my girl just called my up
And she woke my from my sleep. *Snores*
You should have heard the things she said
You know she hurt my feelings deep.
I`m gonna buy me a dog.
A dog?
A dog.
Why?
Why?
`Cause I need a friend now.
Babe, you need all the friends you can get!
I`m gonna buy me a dog,
My girl, my girl, don`t love me no how.
Don`t riun my song man. It`s the only song I have.
It was ruined when it was wrote.
Uh, where`s the verse?
She used to bring me my, my newspaper
You don`t even know where it`s at!
`Cause she knew where it was at.
She used to keep me so contented,
But I can teach a dog to do that.
I`m gonna buy me a dog.
You couldn`t teach a dog to do that. You can only train elephants.
`Cause I need a friend now.
I need a friend now!
Now!
Yeah!
I`m gonna buy me a dog.
A dog. Here Rover, Fido, Spot!
Here boy! *Whistle*
My girl, my girl, don`t love me no how.
One.
Two.
Three.
Four
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, hike!
Hike!
Hike!
I was late on that one.
I just got back from Africa, you know. I was playing cards with the natives.
Zulus?
No, I usually won. Ah, ah, ah!
I wish I had a glass of water.
Why? Ya thirsty?
No. I want to see if my neck leaks.
I`d buy a raccoon, but John already has one.
Thirty-five bucks.
Where do I come in, here?
I...I`m gonna bbuy me a dog.
Dog!
A dog...hmmm!
Yeah!
`Cause I need a friend now.
Yeah, yeah!
Boop, boop, sh-bop, bop, ramalama-
I`m gonna buy me a dog.
My girl, my girl, don`t love me no how...how...