Gordons Revenge lyrics

Get weavin`.
Well the fair comes down just once every year,
The Macc Lads go there when they`ve supped their beer,
So get weavin`,
With the Brut 33,
And forget your tea,
We`re going down town to get some chips and pies,
And I`ll bet you ten pints I`ll get you whipped tonight,
I`ll bet you ten pints I`ll get you whipped tonight.
There`s crack over there, sittin` on benches,
Two of them are dead fit,
And one of them`s got dentures.
Get weavin`, the blond one`s mine,
Get weavin`, it`s nearly closing time.
Hey up my love, are you comin` for a ride,
We`re all going to the fair tonight,
We`re all going to the fair tonight.
I said, Het up my love,
I`ve got a suggestion,
Hey up my love, will you feel my errection,
Hey up my love do you want a meat injection?
Your eyes are beautiful brown,
How`s about buying a round?
Stez is in the subway beating up a queer,
So don`t mess with Macc Lads and don`t spill their beer...
Get weavin`, in Macclesfield,
Get weavin`, and get your knackers feeled.
Kiss your crack but miss her lips,
She`s got a scabby face and she smells of chips,
She`s got a scabby face and she smells of chips.
I said, hey up my love, I`ve got a suggestion,
Hey up my love, will you feel my errection,
Hey up my love, do you want a meat injection?
Your eyes are beautiful brown,
How about buying a round?
Hey up my love, hey up my loive, hey up my love,
How about buying a round?
Get your knickers down.