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<pre><font size='+2'>GRANDFATHER lyrics STEPHEN LYNCH</font><br>When Grandfather dies<br />
<br />
Life will be strange<br />
<br />
When Grandfather dies<br />
<br />
My whole world will change<br />
<br />
When Grandfather dies<br />
<br />
I`ll scream and I`ll yell<br />
<br />
`Cause I`ll be fuckin` rich as hell<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
So Grandfather, die<br />
<br />
Don`t keep me in suspense<br />
<br />
Oh Grandfather, cough<br />
<br />
Up that inheritance<br />
<br />
Oh Grandfather, don`t<br />
<br />
Hold on another day<br />
<br />
I love you to death<br />
<br />
But I`ve gots bills to pay<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
A stroke would be nice<br />
<br />
Disease would be cool<br />
<br />
I`ll scatter his ashes<br />
<br />
In my new swimming pool<br />
<br />
I`ll party with Hef<br />
<br />
I`ll dine with the Queen<br />
<br />
So what say we unplug that machine?<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Oh Grandfather, die<br />
<br />
Before the fiscal year<br />
<br />
Oh Grandfather, I<br />
<br />
Wish Kevorkian were here<br />
<br />
Oh Grandfather, die<br />
<br />
Just take your final bow<br />
<br />
Oh Grandfather, die<br />
<br />
Family hates you anyhow<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
For God`s sakes, you must be as old as the sun<br />
<br />
Your Social Security Number is 1<br />
<br />
You`re deaf, dumb, and blind, and an amputee<br />
<br />
You donate your blood every time that you pee<br />
<br />
Your arthritis acts up whenever it rains<br />
<br />
You`re so old your penis has varicose veins<br />
<br />
Oh, why don`t you die, Grandpa?<br />
<br />
Why must you fight?<br />
<br />
You old motherfucker<br />
<br />
Just walk toward the goddamn light<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Walk toward the light, old man<br />
<br />
Walk toward the light, old man<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
It`s all over now<br />
<br />
My granddad is dead<br />
<br />
A mysterious blow<br />
<br />
To his wrinkled old head<br />
<br />
Before I collect<br />
<br />
A small oversight<br />
<br />
But everything should work out all right<br />
<br />
I`ll start working on my grandma tonight<br><br><a href='http://www.lyricsbay.com' target='_blank'>LyricsBay</a> | <a href="http://www.lyricsbay.com/grandfather_lyrics-stephen_lynch.html" target='_blank'>GRANDFATHER lyrics STEPHEN LYNCH</a></pre>

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When Grandfather dies

Life will be strange

When Grandfather dies

My whole world will change

When Grandfather dies

I`ll scream and I`ll yell

`Cause I`ll be fuckin` rich as hell

So Grandfather, die

Don`t keep me in suspense

Oh Grandfather, cough

Up that inheritance

Oh Grandfather, don`t

Hold on another day

I love you to death

But I`ve gots bills to pay

A stroke would be nice

Disease would be cool

I`ll scatter his ashes

In my new swimming pool

I`ll party with Hef

I`ll dine with the Queen

So what say we unplug that machine?

Oh Grandfather, die

Before the fiscal year

Oh Grandfather, I

Wish Kevorkian were here

Oh Grandfather, die

Just take your final bow

Oh Grandfather, die

Family hates you anyhow

For God`s sakes, you must be as old as the sun

Your Social Security Number is 1

You`re deaf, dumb, and blind, and an amputee

You donate your blood every time that you pee

Your arthritis acts up whenever it rains

You`re so old your penis has varicose veins

Oh, why don`t you die, Grandpa?

Why must you fight?

You old motherfucker

Just walk toward the goddamn light

Walk toward the light, old man

Walk toward the light, old man

It`s all over now

My granddad is dead

A mysterious blow

To his wrinkled old head

Before I collect

A small oversight

But everything should work out all right

I`ll start working on my grandma tonight

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