Grandfather lyrics

When Grandfather dies

Life will be strange

When Grandfather dies

My whole world will change

When Grandfather dies

I`ll scream and I`ll yell

`Cause I`ll be fuckin` rich as hell



So Grandfather, die

Don`t keep me in suspense

Oh Grandfather, cough

Up that inheritance

Oh Grandfather, don`t

Hold on another day

I love you to death

But I`ve gots bills to pay



A stroke would be nice

Disease would be cool

I`ll scatter his ashes

In my new swimming pool

I`ll party with Hef

I`ll dine with the Queen

So what say we unplug that machine?



Oh Grandfather, die

Before the fiscal year

Oh Grandfather, I

Wish Kevorkian were here

Oh Grandfather, die

Just take your final bow

Oh Grandfather, die

Family hates you anyhow



For God`s sakes, you must be as old as the sun

Your Social Security Number is 1

You`re deaf, dumb, and blind, and an amputee

You donate your blood every time that you pee

Your arthritis acts up whenever it rains

You`re so old your penis has varicose veins

Oh, why don`t you die, Grandpa?

Why must you fight?

You old motherfucker

Just walk toward the goddamn light



Walk toward the light, old man

Walk toward the light, old man



It`s all over now

My granddad is dead

A mysterious blow

To his wrinkled old head

Before I collect

A small oversight

But everything should work out all right

I`ll start working on my grandma tonight
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