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<pre><font size='+2'>GRANDPA GOT RUNNED OVER BY A JOHN DEERE BONUS TRACK lyrics CLEDUS T JUDD</font><br>Parody of Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer by Elmo & Patsy (R. Brook), Kris Publishing Co./Elmo Publishing (SESAC)<br />
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New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd and Bruce Burch, La-Po Music (BMI)/Bruce Burch Publishing (SESAC)<br />
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CHORUS<br />
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Grandpa got runned over by a John Deere<br />
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Walking home from the Moose Lodge Christmas Eve.<br />
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Now you can say there`s no such thing as Santa,<br />
<br />
But after suing John Deere, I believe...<br />
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<br />
<br />
He`d been a-guzzlin` old Jack Daniels<br />
<br />
And smokin` that wacky weed-<br />
<br />
He mixed it with his medication<br />
<br />
And run off with some bleach-blonde named Bernice.<br />
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When we found him Christmas mornin`<br />
<br />
We thought he had a heart attack.<br />
<br />
But he had tar prints on his forehead <br />
<br />
And incriminatin` hickies on his neck. <br />
<br />
(ON HIS WHAT???) <br />
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CHORUS<br />
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But we`re all ashamed of Grandpa.<br />
<br />
He took Grandma`s death too well.<br />
<br />
Started watchin` porno movies<br />
<br />
And engaging in phone sex with Cousin Belle.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
It`s a better Christmas without Grandpa<br />
<br />
Last year in church, he mooned the choir.<br />
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At first, we thought it was Alzheimer`s,<br />
<br />
But looking back, we realized he was wired. <br />
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CHORUS<br />
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Yeah, I filed myself a lawsuit<br />
<br />
And they awarded me two mil.<br />
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You know Grandpa didn`t leave me nuthin`,<br />
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But thanks to that old John Deere, he got killed.<br />
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Funny, all my friends and neigh-bras<br />
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Turned up on the grand jury,<br />
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(laughs) I bribed `em like Johnny Cochran<br />
<br />
Did when they set O.J. Simpson free. <br />
<br />
GUIL-TY!!! <br />
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Parody of Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer by Elmo & Patsy (R. Brook), Kris Publishing Co./Elmo Publishing (SESAC)

New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd and Bruce Burch, La-Po Music (BMI)/Bruce Burch Publishing (SESAC)

CHORUS

Grandpa got runned over by a John Deere

Walking home from the Moose Lodge Christmas Eve.

Now you can say there`s no such thing as Santa,

But after suing John Deere, I believe...

He`d been a-guzzlin` old Jack Daniels

And smokin` that wacky weed-

He mixed it with his medication

And run off with some bleach-blonde named Bernice.

When we found him Christmas mornin`

We thought he had a heart attack.

But he had tar prints on his forehead

And incriminatin` hickies on his neck.

(ON HIS WHAT???)

CHORUS

But we`re all ashamed of Grandpa.

He took Grandma`s death too well.

Started watchin` porno movies

And engaging in phone sex with Cousin Belle.

It`s a better Christmas without Grandpa

Last year in church, he mooned the choir.

At first, we thought it was Alzheimer`s,

But looking back, we realized he was wired.

CHORUS

Yeah, I filed myself a lawsuit

And they awarded me two mil.

You know Grandpa didn`t leave me nuthin`,

But thanks to that old John Deere, he got killed.

Funny, all my friends and neigh-bras

Turned up on the grand jury,

(laughs) I bribed `em like Johnny Cochran

Did when they set O.J. Simpson free.

GUIL-TY!!!

CHORUS (x2)

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