Grandpa S A Pornstar lyrics

Last night I was surfing on the internet
Speeding through cyber space (you`ve got mail)
I was in a chatroom, wound up in an adult site
Oh my god I recognize that face

Grandpa he`s a pornstar
He`s an internet cyber stud
Grandpa he`s a pornstar
Check out his little butt
He`s on Geritol
He`s shooting blanks, 88 years old (oh)

Look he`s fallen and he can`t get up
Can`t get it up, get down
With your bad self
Find a trapeez, no BVDs
Crack that whip
Don`t break a hip
Check out his funky hip gyration
He must be taking his medication
Grandpa`s so hot he smokes
If he keeps it up he`ll have a stroke

Grandpa he`s a pornstar
He`s an internet cyber stud
Grandpa he`s a pornstar
Check out his little butt
He`s on Geritol
Laced with viagra, he`s 80 years old (oh)
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