Granny S Little Yard Gnome lyrics

Content to stand alone. Waiting, watching, guarding Granny`s home.
His face reflecting simple joy, but he is not happy, Plaster Boy.
`Careful sonny, not too close, Unless you want a lethal dose of
hardening....`
Patiently waiting for some shade, wishing he could run away.
Surpressing any urge to roam, such devotion from a little gnome.
I once saw a calico that thought he could fly.
And then the lanky Doberman that tinked in my eye.
A pacifist by nature, with amble common sense.
But if I had my druthers, I`d druther be a fence.
Now Granny, she`s a good one, she shines me now and then.
And come around this springtime, I`m due for some paint again.
On keeping granny comfy, I try and earn my keep.
I`m just wishing I had some eyelids, so I could get some sleep