Eating magic mushrooms ain`t for me
Or getting all screwed up on LSD
Or eating bean sprouts all day long
And smoking pot out of a bong
Wearing flowers in my hair
And having dirty underwear
I don`t wanna be a granola-head (2x)
Whacked-out hippies` brains are scrambled eggs
Ugly chicks with very hairy legs
I think I`d rather be at home
Listening to the Ramones
Or hanging out and getting drunk
With a bunch of useless punks
CHORUS
Or can`t you see
It`s not for me
Or eating bean sprouts all day long
And smoking pot out of a bong
Wearing flowers in my hair
And having dirty underwear
CHORUS (2x Send " Granola Head" Ringtone to your Cell