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<pre><font size='+2'>GROW MRS GOLDFARB GROW lyrics ALLAN SHERMAN</font><br>Grow, Mrs. Goldfarb, Grow<br />
<br />
Grow, Mrs. Goldfarb, fatter, fatter.<br />
Pile the potatoes on your platter.<br />
Listen to me, `cause I`m your hubby.<br />
I just adore you plump and chubby.<br />
I got a letter from the state, Dear.<br />
You`re gonna need a license plate, Dear.<br />
My little elephant joke come true.<br />
Chew, Mrs. Goldfarb, chew!<br />
<br />
There is so much more of you,<br />
More to adore of you,<br />
`Cause you`re not slender.<br />
In your white dress, you`re a doll,<br />
Big as the Taj Mahal,<br />
In all its splendor.<br />
When you`re in department stores,<br />
Don`t use revolving doors,<br />
You might get stuck, Dear.<br />
When you use the telephone,<br />
Go in the booth alone,<br />
And lots of luck, Dear.<br />
<br />
You had for breakfast: two pounds bacon,<br />
Three dozen eggs, one coffee cake, and<br />
Then you had something really awful,<br />
Four kippered herrings on a waffle.<br />
Nine English muffins, one baked apple,<br />
Boston cream pie, Philadelphia scrapple.<br />
Seventeen bowls of Crispy Crunch.<br />
Then you said, `What`s for lunch?`<br />
<br />
Sweetheart, you are giant size.<br />
You are Lane Bryant size,<br />
My darling Myrtle.<br />
Last Thanksgiving I was thrilled.<br />
You ate so much, you killed<br />
Your living girdle.<br />
Have another dozen shrimp,<br />
My lovely little blimp.<br />
Don`t count a calorie.<br />
I have just received a stub.<br />
I owe the Diner`s Club<br />
A whole year`s salary.<br />
<br />
Eat, Mrs. Goldfarb, daily, nightly.<br />
Eat, though your chair is bending slightly.<br />
Love of my life, I`m glad I found you,<br />
Each day I take a walk around you.<br />
I can`t forget when we got married.<br />
Over the threshhold I got carried.<br />
No other bride would be so sweet.<br />
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Grow, Mrs. Goldfarb, Grow

Grow, Mrs. Goldfarb, fatter, fatter.
Pile the potatoes on your platter.
Listen to me, `cause I`m your hubby.
I just adore you plump and chubby.
I got a letter from the state, Dear.
You`re gonna need a license plate, Dear.
My little elephant joke come true.
Chew, Mrs. Goldfarb, chew!

There is so much more of you,
More to adore of you,
`Cause you`re not slender.
In your white dress, you`re a doll,
Big as the Taj Mahal,
In all its splendor.
When you`re in department stores,
Don`t use revolving doors,
You might get stuck, Dear.
When you use the telephone,
Go in the booth alone,
And lots of luck, Dear.

You had for breakfast: two pounds bacon,
Three dozen eggs, one coffee cake, and
Then you had something really awful,
Four kippered herrings on a waffle.
Nine English muffins, one baked apple,
Boston cream pie, Philadelphia scrapple.
Seventeen bowls of Crispy Crunch.
Then you said, `What`s for lunch?`

Sweetheart, you are giant size.
You are Lane Bryant size,
My darling Myrtle.
Last Thanksgiving I was thrilled.
You ate so much, you killed
Your living girdle.
Have another dozen shrimp,
My lovely little blimp.
Don`t count a calorie.
I have just received a stub.
I owe the Diner`s Club
A whole year`s salary.

Eat, Mrs. Goldfarb, daily, nightly.
Eat, though your chair is bending slightly.
Love of my life, I`m glad I found you,
Each day I take a walk around you.
I can`t forget when we got married.
Over the threshhold I got carried.
No other bride would be so sweet.
Eat, Mrs. Goldfarb, Eat

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