Grow Up lyrics

When I was just a little boy, I`d sit around all day. Thinking about
the future to pass the time of day. With my friends sittin` laughin`,
they would mainly laugh at me, because I was always different, it was
all so plain to see. Didn`t want to be a fireman, a cowboy, or a cop.
I was always different like a sore thumb I stuck out. Because even in
my dreams I won`t pretend to age, I knew a life of normacy was nothing
but a cage.

When I grow up, I don`t want to be like you!

To be a barbarian would be a lot of fun. Sit around, eat raw meat in
the mid day sun. I`d dance around the fire, like a madman I would
yell, I`d smell a bit I`d fart a lot, I`d cut class and I`d belch. I`d
sack the Roman Empire and do with a grin. I`d set the cities all
ablaze...do it on a whim. And people would shriek as I was coming into
town, because I`d bring my minotaur to help me fry it down.

When I grow up, I want something fun to do. I don`t know much, but
this much I know is true..when life is short, I don`t want to be like
you!

When I grow up I think I want to be white trash living in a trailer
park and sitting on my ass. I`d beat my wife, I`d kiss my kiss, I`d
pass out in the lawn. I`d steal my brewskies from my mom and often
kick my dog. I`d go to work an hour later, bitch about my boss.
And every friday night I think I`d bowl a round or two, because
standing watching monster trucks is just the thing to do!!

When I grow up, I want something fun to do. I don`t know much, but
this much I know is true..when life is short, I don`t want to be like
you