Stop the press! I`m so obsessed!
Gotta get this shit right off my chest before I stain my dress
So Detroit! We hit you, New Orleans! We hit you
Chicago we hit you but Oky there was somethin` with you
A sleaze assault! A chonky geez assault!
Baby please don`t halt cuz this one wasn`t my fault
I`m such a little ham I love a fool with a camera
But his game was a sham, I grabbed my ho from Alabama:
We take the stage, ready to rage
Movin` Oklahoma to the next ice age
There`s a problem in the room and it`s obvious as ho
There`s a graying gnarlz man whose ass has gotta go
He`s a tyranna chonky honky monky oldy balding chalky ponky scrawny hawnay
punkay hairay fuckay lameay trollay
Cuz he`s a freak, girl
Such a freak, girl
Yes a freak, girl
Back in Oakland nothin` better than some sloppy bed wetters
Makin` out while chewin` cheeto cheddar, such go-getters
But my ho from St. Louie by the name of Julie Julie
Droppin` lines on your head quotin` what one bitch said:
I got some jujubes up in my cavities
It`s you I`m gonna please, put your stomach at ease
With my treats, my beats, my big fat rhymes
Give you big fat thighs with the grub I supply from my teeth, girl, from my teeth
Heard what she say, nothin` wrong with Frito Lay
He had his heydey way back in Santa Ana
And Austin, remember- And Portland, remember
Madison remember when we went on that bender baby
We were on fire, Hunx turned into a liar
Funx blew Chunx and got higher, hope Drunx never retires
And OOOH! `Bout to lick some of that shit
Up the slit baby, from all sides, baby
Cuz we`re freaks, girl
We`re such freaks, girl
Yes we`re freaks, girl
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