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Artist: HAIRSPRAY The Legend Of Miss Baltimore Crabs lyrics Complimentary "The Legend Of Miss Baltimore Crabs" Ringtone  TRACY Well, I brought my own `45s,` so if you put `em on, I`ll show you my stuff! LOU ANN Haven`t you already shown us enough? {The Council Girls snicker.) VELMA Oh my god How times have changed This girl`s either blind Or completely deranged Ah, but time seemed to halt When i was `Miss Baltimore Crabs` Childhood dreams For me were cracked When that damn shirley temple Stole my frickin` act But the crown`s in the vault From when i won `Miss Baltimore Crabs` Those poor runner-ups Might still hold some grudges They padded their `cups` But i screwed the judges Those broads thought they`d win If a plate they would spin in their dance Not a chance! Cause i hit the stage Batons ablaze While belting high `c`s And preparing souffles! But that triple somersault Was how i clinched `Miss Baltimore Crabs`! VELMA Proceed... TAMMY Are you scared we`re on live? TRACY No, I`m sure i can cope! AMBER Well, this show isn`t broadcast in... COUNCIL GIRLS ...Cinemascope! VELMA I never drank one chocolate malt No, no desserts for `Miss Baltimore Crabs` SHELLEY How many sweaters do you own? TRACY Well, I`m sure I`ve got plenty Let`s see, I have three...five?... Wait, I have twenty!! VELMA I would say `oy gevalt` If i wasn`t `Miss Baltimore Crabs`! A tycoon i wed So cuddly and funny The old fart dropped dead But left tons of money So i bought this station VELMA & COUNCIL GIRLS So all of the nation Could see VELMA Baby amber and me! AMBER Do you dance like you dress? LINK Amber, there`s no need to be cruel! VELMA Would you swim in an integrated pool? (The Council Members gasp.J TRACY I sure would. I`m all for integration, it`s The New Frontier! VELMA Not in Baltimore it isn`t! And may i be frank? First impressions can be tough And when i saw you, i knew it If your size weren`t enough Your last answer just blew it! And so, my dear, so short and stout You`ll never be `in` VELMA & COUNCIL GIRLS So we`re kicking you out! VELMA You can`t get past me kid But it isn`t your fault VELMA & COUNCIL MEMBERS It`s hard to get rid of `Miss Baltimore... VELMA ...Crabs!` You may go. TRACY Um... thank you? PENNY Gee Tracy, that went well! (Li`l Inez runs on.) LI`L INEZ Hello Ma`am, may I please audition? VELMA No, but you can bow and exalt! `Cause i was `Miss Baltimore... VELMA & THE COUNCIL MEMBERS ...Crabs`! Crabs, Crabs!!! Complimentary " The Legend Of Miss Baltimore Crabs" Ringtone |
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