Hair Pie lyrics

Dessert is my favourite meal, I eat it every day
A dietary supplement that`s certain to stay
It`s my favourite recipe and it`s easy to follow
Can`t wait to get a mouthful, bite down and swallow

It`s got the flavour that can`t be beat
It`s a mans treat
Knee high in hair pie
Knee high in hair pie

A little bit of this and a little bit of that
Connoisseurs dessert is eaten on your back
Add a little honey, maybe some whipped cream
Do it with a friend if you know what I mean

Knee high in hair pie
Knee high in hair pie

Put the batter in the bowl, then begin to stir
Bring it to a lather if you want to be sure
The flavour of this delicacy really can`t be beat
It`s a man`s meal that`s more than just a treat

It`s got the taste that can`t be beat
More than a mans treat
Knee high in hair pie