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<pre><font size='+2'>HAIR POEM lyrics CARLIN GEORGE</font><br>Hair Poem--George Carlin<br />
 <br />
 I`m aware some stare at my hair.<br />
 In fact, to be fair, <br />
 Some really despair of my hair.<br />
 But I don`t care,<br />
 Cause they`re not aware,<br />
 Nor are they devonaire.<br />
 In fact, they`re just square.<br />
 <br />
 They see hair down to there,<br />
 Say, `Beware` and go off on a tear!<br />
 I say, `No fair!`<br />
 A head that`s bare is really nowhere.<br />
 So be like a bear, be fair with your hair!<br />
 Show it you care.<br />
 Wear it to there.<br />
 Or to there.<br />
 Or to there, if you dare!<br />
 <br />
 My wife bought some hair at a fair, to use as a spare.<br />
 Did I care?<br />
 Au contraire!<br />
 Spare hair is fair!<br />
 In fact, hair can be rare.<br />
 Fred Astair got no hair,<br />
 Nor does a chair,<br />
 Nor nor a chocolate eclair,<br />
 And where is the hair on a pear?<br />
 Nowhere, mon frere!<br />
 <br />
 So now that I`ve shared this affair of the hair,<br />
 I`m going to repair to my lair and use Nair, do you care?<br />
 <br />
 (Beard Poem)<br />
 <br />
 Here`s my beard.<br />
 Ain`t it wierd?<br />
 Don`t be sceered, <br />
 Just a beard.<br><br><a href='http://www.lyricsbay.com' target='_blank'>LyricsBay</a> | <a href="http://www.lyricsbay.com/hair_poem_lyrics-carlin_george.html" target='_blank'>HAIR POEM lyrics CARLIN GEORGE</a></pre>

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Hair Poem--George Carlin

I`m aware some stare at my hair.
In fact, to be fair,
Some really despair of my hair.
But I don`t care,
Cause they`re not aware,
Nor are they devonaire.
In fact, they`re just square.

They see hair down to there,
Say, `Beware` and go off on a tear!
I say, `No fair!`
A head that`s bare is really nowhere.
So be like a bear, be fair with your hair!
Show it you care.
Wear it to there.
Or to there.
Or to there, if you dare!

My wife bought some hair at a fair, to use as a spare.
Did I care?
Au contraire!
Spare hair is fair!
In fact, hair can be rare.
Fred Astair got no hair,
Nor does a chair,
Nor nor a chocolate eclair,
And where is the hair on a pear?
Nowhere, mon frere!

So now that I`ve shared this affair of the hair,
I`m going to repair to my lair and use Nair, do you care?

(Beard Poem)

Here`s my beard.
Ain`t it wierd?
Don`t be sceered,
Just a beard.

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