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<pre><font size='+2'>HALF A MAN lyrics STEPHEN LYNCH</font><br>All my days<br />
<br />
I live with my disgrace<br />
<br />
I’m afraid to show my face<br />
<br />
Or at least take off my underwear<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
See I was born<br />
<br />
Like a half way neutered pet<br />
<br />
I don’t have a matching set<br />
<br />
It’s a part of me<br />
<br />
That just aint there<br />
<br />
Please, don’t stare<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Well I’m a gambling man with out two dice<br />
<br />
I’m like Uncle Ben with only one grain of rice<br />
<br />
Oh to have two testis would be so nice<br />
<br />
But I’m half a man<br />
<br />
Yeah, I’m half a man<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Wanna die<br />
<br />
end it all, just call it quits<br />
<br />
I can’t find a cup that fits<br />
<br />
And at baseball games I feel so dumb<br />
<br />
When I hear “ball one?<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Oh, my God<br />
<br />
How could you have been so cruel<br />
<br />
To give me one family jewel<br />
<br />
And the one that’s there must feel so sad<br />
<br />
He’s a lonely man<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Well I’m a marathon runner with just one leg<br />
<br />
I’m a fallopian tube with just one egg<br />
<br />
Oh, I want another testi<br />
<br />
Do I have to beg?<br />
<br />
I’m half a man<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Well I’m a tweedle dee with no tweedle dum<br />
<br />
And I’m a Siskel and an Ebert with just one thumb<br />
<br />
And I’m a Yo Ho Ho with no bottle of rum<br />
<br />
I’m just half a man<br />
<br />
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All my days

I live with my disgrace

I’m afraid to show my face

Or at least take off my underwear

See I was born

Like a half way neutered pet

I don’t have a matching set

It’s a part of me

That just aint there

Please, don’t stare

Well I’m a gambling man with out two dice

I’m like Uncle Ben with only one grain of rice

Oh to have two testis would be so nice

But I’m half a man

Yeah, I’m half a man

Wanna die

end it all, just call it quits

I can’t find a cup that fits

And at baseball games I feel so dumb

When I hear “ball one?

Oh, my God

How could you have been so cruel

To give me one family jewel

And the one that’s there must feel so sad

He’s a lonely man

Well I’m a marathon runner with just one leg

I’m a fallopian tube with just one egg

Oh, I want another testi

Do I have to beg?

I’m half a man

Well I’m a tweedle dee with no tweedle dum

And I’m a Siskel and an Ebert with just one thumb

And I’m a Yo Ho Ho with no bottle of rum

I’m just half a man

Yeah, I’m half a man

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