Half A Person lyrics

Call me morbid, call me pale

I`ve spent six years on your trail

Six long years

On your trail



Call me morbid, call me pale

I`ve spent six years on your trail

Six full years of my life on your trail



And if you have five seconds to spare

Then I`ll tell you the story of my life :

Sixteen, clumsy and shy

I went to London and I

I booked myself in at the Y ... W.C.A.

I said : "I like it here - can I stay ?

I like it here - can I stay ?

Do you have a vacancy

For a Back-scrubber?"



She was left behind, and sour

And she wrote to me, equally dour

She said : "In the days when you were

Hopelessly poor

I just liked you more..."



And if you have five seconds to spare

Then I`ll tell you the story of my life :

Sixteen, clumsy and shy

I went to London and I

I booked myself in at the Y ... W.C.A.

I said : "I like it here - can I stay ?

I like it here - can I stay ?

And do you have a vacancy

For a Back-scrubber ?"



Call me morbid, call me pale

I`ve spent too long on your trail

Far too long

Chasing your tail

Oh ...



And if you have five seconds to spare

Then I`ll tell you the story of my life :

Sixteen, clumsy and shy

That`s the story of my life

Sixteen, clumsy and shy

The story of my life

That`s the story of my life

That`s the story of my life

That`s the story of my life

The story of my life

That`s the story of my life

That`s the story of my life

That`s the story of my life

That`s the story of my life

That`s the story of my life

That`s the story ...