Half A Person lyrics

Call me morbid, call me pale
I`ve spent six years on your trail
Six long years
On your trail
Call me morbid, call me pale
I`ve spent six years on your trail
Six full years of my life on your trail
And if you have five seconds to spare
Then I`ll tell you the story of my life:
Sixteen, clumsy and shy
I went to London and I
I booked myself in at the Y....W.C.A
I said: `I like it here - can I stay?
I like it here - can I stay?
And, do you have a vacancy
For a Back-scrubber?`
She was left behind, and sour
And she wrote to me on the hour
She said: `In the days when you were
hopelessly poor
I just liked you more...`
So if you have five seconds to spare
Then I`ll tell you the story of my life:
Sixteen, clumsy and shy
I went to London and I
I booked myself in at the Y....W.C.A
I said: `I like it here - can I stay?
I like it here - can I stay?
And, do you have a vacancy
For a Back-scrubber?`
Call me morbid, call me pale
I`ve spent too long on your trail
Far too long
Chasing your tail
And if you have five seconds to spare
Then I`ll tell you the story of my life
Sixteen, clumsy and shy
That`s the story of my life
Sixteen, clumsy and shy
The story of my life
That`s the story of my life
That`s the story of my life
That`s the story of my life
The story of my life