Halloween On Military Street lyrics

[Chorus]
Fuck! Damnit! Another Halloween.
People on Military know what this means.
Houses on fire, they`re blowin up cars.
Creatures in the streets, and razor blades and candy bars.

I went to trick-or-treat the first house on my block,
Spit in my face and gave my a rock.
I tried to give it back and said `I`ll take nothing instead.`
Turned around and walked away and felt the rock peg me in the head

Walked to the next house directly next door
There I saw an old woman dead on the floor
I said `Excuse me miss, but do you have a treat?`
She lifted her leg and scrapped flakes off her dead feet

I ran to the next house happy and giddy
And there i seen a fat woman holding up her titty
I said, `Trick-or-treat.` she sad `Treat-or-trick.`
And squeezed on her titty until it.......fuck it that`s too sick

Next house up was sittin back in the woods
I was a lil frightened but fuck I want the goods
I knocked on the door I heard a knock back
And then i heard `COME ON IN` and yo I`m like FUCK DAT!

This house belongs to Mrs. Cherry Spoon
She said, `Drop your drawls and your treat is coming soon.`
I quickly grew a stiffy, but kept my eyes shut
A hand came out the mail chute and flicked me in the nuts

I wobbled to the next house ready for the worst
And chillin in the drive was a long black hurst
I rang the door bell and said `Is anybody home.`
`Of course little biy have a sugar coated kidney stone.`

I walked throught the field, and to the next crib
Her friendliness could only be in her cooking bib
I said `How bout some candy.` she said `How bout instead,
A nice hot fresh home made loaf of yeast infection bread.`

My bag`s gettin heavy so
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