So I said to this big swarthy looking guy, "Man, I never tried to steal your woman. Because of your bigness, It would never have entered my mind. Look, so there's no hard feelings, Why don't I buy you a malt liquor, Or some lottery tickets. Say what? No, I don't want to step outside" a-hyuck hyuck hyuck...
"No, I didn't call you assface, You must have misunderstood me. No way, dude!" So now this guy's ready to really kick my ass, right?. I'm outta there. I find this guy's car, I whip out my pocketknife and totally trash his vinyl. You shoulda seen it.