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<pre><font size='+2'>HANDY MAN lyrics SHEL SILVERSTEIN</font><br>Well on a Monday I`ll be slingin` hash Tuesday I`ll be collectin` trash<br />
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And on a Wednesday I might be tendin` bar<br />
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Thursday I`ll be the guy who parks your car<br />
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On a Friday I might be teachin` school a Saturday finds me hustlin` pool<br />
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I got a whole lotta talents in demand that`s why they call me Handy Man<br />
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Pow-pow-pow-hum all the neighborhood girls and boys<br />
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Pow-pow-pow-pow they come to me to mend their toys<br />
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Ta-ra-ra-ra their daddys call me to mow their lawn<br />
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And their mama`s all horny when their daddys are gone<br />
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I can drive a tractor or wheel a truck I can deal a hand at poker with exceptional luck<br />
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And I can chop down a redwood usin` just one hand<br />
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That`s why they call me Handy Man<br />
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Pow-pow-pow-pow-hum yeah you know if you need me for emergencies<br />
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I can come round you know work around the house<br />
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Or the backyards or somethin` not too taxin` no<br />
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Yeah on six in the morning I`m out pickin` fruits 8:45 I`m back pressin` suits<br />
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Twelve o`clock you`ll see me shinin` shoes the coctail hour I`ll be a servin` booze<br />
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I can wash your windows or walk your pet<br />
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Get your color reception and on a black and white set<br />
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Yeah I can play concerto on your baby grand cause I`m a huh Handy Man<br />
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Pow-pow-pow-hum all the neighborhood girls and boys<br />
<br />
Pow-pow-pow-pow they come to me to mend their toys<br />
<br />
Ta-ra-ra-ra their daddys call me to mow their lawn<br />
<br />
And their mama`s all horny when their daddy`s not at home<br />
<br />
I save my evenings for a brand new faces<br />
<br />
Weekends are reserved for a emergency cases<br />
<br />
I tell you babe you gotta understand that I`m a handy man<br />
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Well on a Monday I`ll be slingin` hash Tuesday I`ll be collectin` trash

And on a Wednesday I might be tendin` bar

Thursday I`ll be the guy who parks your car

On a Friday I might be teachin` school a Saturday finds me hustlin` pool

I got a whole lotta talents in demand that`s why they call me Handy Man

Pow-pow-pow-hum all the neighborhood girls and boys

Pow-pow-pow-pow they come to me to mend their toys

Ta-ra-ra-ra their daddys call me to mow their lawn

And their mama`s all horny when their daddys are gone

I can drive a tractor or wheel a truck I can deal a hand at poker with exceptional luck

And I can chop down a redwood usin` just one hand

That`s why they call me Handy Man

Pow-pow-pow-pow-hum yeah you know if you need me for emergencies

I can come round you know work around the house

Or the backyards or somethin` not too taxin` no

Yeah on six in the morning I`m out pickin` fruits 8:45 I`m back pressin` suits

Twelve o`clock you`ll see me shinin` shoes the coctail hour I`ll be a servin` booze

I can wash your windows or walk your pet

Get your color reception and on a black and white set

Yeah I can play concerto on your baby grand cause I`m a huh Handy Man

Pow-pow-pow-hum all the neighborhood girls and boys

Pow-pow-pow-pow they come to me to mend their toys

Ta-ra-ra-ra their daddys call me to mow their lawn

And their mama`s all horny when their daddy`s not at home

I save my evenings for a brand new faces

Weekends are reserved for a emergency cases

I tell you babe you gotta understand that I`m a handy man

I mean a handy man you know what I am I mean a handy man

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