Hey dig my bag I`m at the local laundry
Making the happiest duds you did ever see
Scrapin` bits of soap from all the other machines
Hard to get used to this always staying clean
Trying to kick the habit down in the laundromat
Along comes this cat . . .
I`m not so gallant when my washload`s unbalanced
Hey hey so nice
Can you touch my sock, sir
Hey hey so nice
Care for take a walk, sir
Hey hey so nice
Do you wash here often
Hey hey so nice
Can I feel up your cotton
All night long down there it`s me, my clothes and thee
Tryin` to rig the slots so we get the wash for free
We share a wash to split the cost to spend on drinks
I should have guessed the way you dressed you`d bleed me pink
You made your move right then and said I`m looking sturdy
I feel so dirty . . .
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