Harold Of The Rocks lyrics

It was a weekend`s eve,
I had sex on my breath
I was lookin` for somethin` to see.
With a borrowed black
leather and my best fishin` hat.
Well it was just Wendy O. and me.
We called old Swamp
Up on the telephone
And said we was comin` on
Down to pick him up
and then, he said,
`Hey Swampy, me and Greeny`ll come along -
But only if we can bring a friend.`
`His name is Harold.`
I said `Okay.`
Now, we had a
Swamper, Greeny, Wendy O, Stanley, Harold of the Rocks and me.
We hopped into my dart
And headed for the nightbreak
To see a man they call Schooly D.
Harold he`s a friendly guy.
He rambles on and on.
He`ll talk the balls off
a rhinosaurus.
fact is he jsut doesn`t
make much sense.
Well Stan said
`This guy`s pretty bizarre Gus.`
Harold of the Rocks.

I saw Harold at a
party Trouzy threw
Late one night.
I said, `hey man,
Do you remember me?`
He said, `O` course
I do Snapdad and
Let me tell ya right
`Bout now I`m lit
Up like an ol` Christmas tree.`
Hey bro you know I`d
like to thank you once
Again for let`n me
Hang with ya` all across
The bay. when I
Look back at that
night I get me a
Warm spot across my heart.`
Then he shook my
hand, and walked away.
That`s teh last I
Seen of Harold.
Harold of the Rocks.
So in the end,
Swamper and Greeny
Finally succumb to
The ways of Harold.
And in doing so
Each gave just a little bit
Of his soul away.
Wnat a couple of dumbshits.
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