Has Anybody Here Seen My Corpse lyrics

Electric Funstuff presents a story which is sad but true.

The ranger left our party in a pinch,
The fight had looked like it would be a cinch,
But the mage ran out of mana,
The cleric said manana,
and I was dead before I`d moved an inch.

See, I told ya it was a sad story.

Well can you spare some rations, cuz I sure need a drink,
I lost my stuff, I`m feeling, out of sorts,
Those trains just keep chasin,
No idea which way I`m facin`,
Has anybody here seen my corpse?

I`m fuming cuz my servers down again,
those women I`ve been chasing are all men,
`My name`s Galadriel!`
I asked one to join my side,
she just laughed until she cried and said,
Get your skill at begging up to ten.

Well can you spare some rations, cuz I sure need a drink,
I move so slow, I wish I had a horse,
It`s night and I can`t see,
danger in front of me,
Has anybody here seen my corpse?

`Holy Cats, we`re in the banjo spawning grounds!
`Ow!
Killed my pet!
You`re the tank, you kill it!
Ow!
I`m almost dead,
this is it!
sproing
good thing that guard came by.`

Well everything cons red now, when I play,
what would I like my tombstone to say?
Thanks well it`s been fun,
five more minutes then I`m done,
I`ve been sayin` that to myself since, yesterday.

`I`ll be right there sugar just as soon as I kill this skeleton,
and this shadow wolf,
and this fire beetle.`

Well can you spare some rations, cuz I sure need a drink,
this game will be grounds for my divorce.
The lag times can be chokin`,
the quests can all be broken,
but still I keep coming back, of course
And I will surely seek you,
Next time you`re on EQ,
Cuz maybe oh just maybe,
maybe oh just maybe,
maybe you might have seen my corpse.

Dang moss snake.
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