`What have we here then?
That girls got shorter hair than her boyfriend
What is it with the kids these days?`
And the way his head goes straight into his back
It almost gave me a heart attack
I could tell he was an animal
So lets hear it for the salt of the earth
I guess your narrow sight
Has seen you right since birth
C`mon, raise your glass, lets have some noise
Release your hate boys
Oh, work is over, it`s time to cut loose
The night`s alive, the night`s alive
Time to pay your dues to your misplaced frustrations
Got a rant from a prat
Sitting there chewing his fat
He made it clear I wasn`t his mate
Didn`t concern me at all
The night`s alive, the night`s alive
The night`s alive, yeah right
I can`t believe the bother you`re giving me
What have we here then
Some red-ned pissing his hard earned money
Down his throat
Just to let off some steam built from a hard weeks work
Like the weekend and the weekend before
With an excuse to shout out to the world
Just what a bigot he is