Having A Baby lyrics

I woke up this morning and I felt sick
There`s something inside me
I felt it kick
Something`s gone wrong
Something`s gone wrong
I got a bad headache
I got the shakes
Nothing seems to sooth this tummy ache
Could it be so
No it can`t be so

Steven Page is having a baby
Steven Page is having a baby
They said boys could never give birth

I?m feeling kinda special that I`m the one
To bring the world a daughter
Or maybe a son
Well either`s just fine
As long as they`re mine
And if it`s a boy I`ll call him Godon
And if it`s a girl I`ll call her Gordon
I just like the name Gordon

Steven Page is having a baby
Steven Page is having a baby
They said boys could never give birth

Steven Page is playing a solo
Steven Page is playing a solo
They said Steve could never play jazz

And now it`s time for the big morality quiz
Cause I don`t know just who the father is
But I don`t mind because all I want is a baby
All I want is a kid
Well maybe it`s crazy, it might sound dumb
But will I be a daddy or will I be mum
Just call me Steve
Just call me Steve
And where will it come out when I give birth
Should I sell my story, how much is it worth
You won`t belive, you just wouldn`t believe

You won?t believe it really

Steven Page is having a baby
Steven Page is having a baby
They said boys could never give birth
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