He Said She Said lyrics

(Ah Hahahahaha)

She said, ` You look handsome today dear.`
He heard, ` I just bought something really expensive.`

(Crew laughs)

He said, ` Are you having an affair!?`
She heard, ` Cuz I am, and it`s great!`

(Crew laughs)

She said, ` Do I look fat in these pants?`
He heard, ` Do you ever want to have sex again?`

(Crew laughs histerically)

He said, ` You look great in those pants!`
She heard, ` I am totally trained!`

(Crew laughs)

She said, ` It was fun visiting your mother.`
He heard, ` You owe me big time!!`

(Crew laughs)

He said, ` I bought you something from Victoria Secret.`
(man laughs in background)
She heard, ` And could you wear this bag over your head too?`

(Crew laughs histerically)

She said, ` Was it good for you!?`
He heard, ` Cuz I hope someone had fun!`

(Crew laughs)

She said, ` We need to talk.`
He heard, ` You need a lawer!`

(Crew laughs histerically)

He said, ` Would you mind squeezing the toothpaste from the bottom?`
She heard, ` Do you mind living with an anal retentive-narotic?`

(Crew laughs histerically)

She said, ` You were snoring again last night.`
He heard, ` Do you have to BREATHE!?!?`

(Crew laughs, one man laughs longer than crew)

He said, ` I`m thinking about buying a motercycle.`
She heard, ` I`m in the mood for a BIG fight.`

(Crew laughs)

She said, ` Would you go clothes shopping with me?`
He heard, ` Can I pull your fingernails out with PLIERS!!`

(Crew loses it with laughter)

He said, ` I thought our waitress was very nice.`
(man laughs once)
She heard, ` I`ll be thinking about her during sex!`

(Crew laughs)

She said, ` This commercial is so beautiful...`
He heard, ` I`m getting my period!`

(Crew laughs, woman in crew laughs loudest)

He said, ` Lets try something new tonight.?`
She heard, ` Lets see if you`re double jointed!!`

(Crew laughs)

She said, ` Do you mind not watching football!?`
He heard, ` Do you mind if i chop off your BALLS!?!?`

(Crew laughs histerically)
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