Head In The Freezer lyrics

When I`m dead put my head in the freezer
Right beside the corn and the peas
I may be dead but I am not deceased, dear
One day science will re-animate me

Oh I heard about the rich who when they die
Get themselves frozen cryogenic-wise
I know we can`t afford to hire no company
When my heart don`t beat no more and I lay rigourmortisously

But we got that freezer up on top our fridge
Can`t squeeze in my whole body, baby, I`m just way too big
How I wish we had afforded that fancy Frigidaire
So you`d just have to chop off my legs and my derriere

When I`m dead put my head in the freezer
Right beside the corn and the peas
I may be dead but I am not deceased, dear
One day science will re-animate me

Oh I know baby, you`re up for the task
You`ll wrap me up with more than just string and plastic wrap
Using Tupperware, `cause you care, and out of concern
That I`d come back to life with a case of freezer burn

When I`m dead put my head in the freezer
Right beside the corn and the peas
I may be dead but I am not deceased, dear
One day science will re-animate me

Oh when I thaw, when I thaw
Hope my new body`s six feet tall or more
And if you can`t find a man in time
Get a horse, I might make a nice centaur

Oh you`ll see my face each night in your dreams
And when you go to the kitchen to fetch some ice cream
But don`t worry honey, soon I`ll be back on earth
When they cure death and get bodies for the rich guys first

When I`m dead put my head in the freezer
Right beside the corn and the peas
You can dispose of my body at your leisure
You know, I don`t think that it ever suited me

When I`m dead put my head in the freezer
Right beside the corn and the peas
I may be dead but I am not deceased, dear
One day science will re-animate me
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