Heaven Is A Half Ppe lyrics

If I Die Before I Wake
At Least In Heaven I Can Skate
Cause Right Now On Earth I Can`t Do Jack
Without The Man Up On My Back

Now Heaven Would Be A Dj
Spinnin` Dub All Night Long
And Heaven Would Be Just Kickin` Back
With Jesus Packing My Bong
And If You Don`t Believe In Jesus
Then Muhammad Or Buddah Too
And While The World Is Warring
We Just Sit Back And Laugh At You

Singing
If I Die Before I Wake
At Least In Heaven I Can Skate
Cause Right Now On Earth I Can`t Do Jack
Without The Man Up On My Back

Now When Most People Think Of Heaven
They See Those Pearly Gates
But I Looked A Little Closer
And There`s A Sign That Says `do Not Skate`
So If You Wanna Come To My Heaven
Well We All Gonna Have A Ball
And Every One You Know Is Welcome
Cause We Got No Gates Or Walls

Singing
If I Die Before I Wake
At Least In Heaven I Can Skate
Cause Right Now On Earth I Can`t Do Shit
Without The Man Fuckin` With It

Then I Got To The Gate
Pulled Out A List That I`d Been Callin Fate
I`m Sorry Friend You Can`t Come In
You Got A List Here That Doesn`t End
You`re Mad Cause I Smoke Dope
You Teachin` Any Classes In How To Cope
I`ll Find A Place To Rest My Head
I`d Rather Be Alone Now That I`m Dead
Like Christian Hossoi Way Back In `87
We`ll Be Bustin Christ Air`s Until We Get To Heaven
Think I Really Care That I Missed Biology
Got My Education In Stale Fishology
With All Your Rules You Got To Chill
I`m Gonna Twist Out Like Mike Mcgill
Gonna Twist Out Cause I Got The Skills
Gonna Twist Out Cause I Got The Skills

Got The Skills
Got The Skills
Got The Skills
Got The Skills

Heaven Heh Heh Heaven Is A Halfpipe

If I Die Before I Wake
At Least In Heaven I Can Skate
Cause Right Now On Earth I Can`t Do Jack
Without The Man Upon My Back

Heaven Is A Halfpipe

Singing
If I Die Before I Wake
At Least In Heaven I Can Skate
Cause Right Now On Earth I Can`t Do Shit
Without The Man Fuckin` With It

Method Air Judo Air
I Don`t Care No I Don`t Care
I Don`t Care I Don`t Care
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