Henry Needs A New Pair Of Shoes lyrics

The time has long come and gone
P.F. Flyers, Converse high-cuts or maybe a new pair of Docs
And I know what I`ll do
I`ll appeal to their sense of brotherhood
And when nobody`s looking
I`ll grab a pair and I`ll start hoofin`

Well in these cold, grey days
It`s no longer news
Henry needs a new pair of shoes

These feet aren`t made of rock
And if they had genitalia they`d have frozen their nuts off
And if the shoe should fit
Believe you me I`d wear `em
And if I steal your wallet
All ten piggies are going to market

Henry needs a new pair of shoes
To get him past these barefoot blues
And he`d walk a mile in his own shoes
If he only had `em
Come on Henry... up and at `em

Put one foot in front of the other
Henry needs new footwear he doesn`t need a mother
And the important question posed
Is, how not to lose his toes
`Cause it`s fifteen below
And Henry`s got nowhere to go man
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